DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
I don’t smoke weed. Or drink alcohol. Or pop pills.
And I feel pretty good.
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
This post has so many notes but so little answers
wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol
foods that will poison cats:
if you have a cat please reblog this
Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.
How does raw meat poison cats if they hunt non cooked animals
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning
#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)
Oh my god it got so much better.
Snape takes a shot
Aries: “I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.”
Taurus: “Sometimes, nightmares are real.”
Gemini: “I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol.”
Cancer: “Family don’t end with blood.”
Leo: “I’m a painted whore.”
Virgo: “Just because you love someone, doesn’t mean you should stick around and screw up their life.”
Libra: “You lie to your friends because if they knew the real you, they’d be freaked.”
Scorpio: “I dragged you out of hell; I can throw you back in.”
Sagittarius: “Freedom is a length of rope; God wants you to hang yourselves with it.”
Capricorn: “Nobody cares that you’re broken.”
Aquarius: “I know how you look into a mirror and hate what you see.”
Pisces: “I just want you to know, when I picture myself happy, it’s with you.”
#Libra
~spirograph rainbow!!!🌈
Very soothing and gay.
